Thursday, March 5, 2009

I am Tired and you are Stupid.

You know when you're tired and you reach that point when words are simply bunches of syllables strung together for no reason at all and people are just talking blablabla the words are only sounds and all the sounds are the same and look the lamp's making a pretty pattern on the wall right there and what were you saying? and you squint at talking people but now they know you hear nothing know nothing and the words die down slowly and they stare right back and their stares and your ignorance and your tiredness go straight back into your head and warp and implode quietly inside the oatmeal that is your mind.

And the someone says WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY COMMON NICENESS TO PAY ATTENTION. I AM DYING AND MY LIFE IS OVER AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN BEING NICE TO ME.

Firstly, niceness isn't common. It is extremely uncommon.

Secondly, I am fundamentally a nice person. I eat rainbows and shit butterflies on a regular basis. This is just my off day.


Thirdly - yes, I believe you should break up with your boyfriend. Partly because you are "not on the same plane of Emotional Maturity as far as commitment is concerned" and "maybe our lives are just beginning to run their Natural Courses in different directions from each other" and you are "Destined for different things" , as you so eloquently put it.


But mostly because I know he is cheating on you. Sadly, so do you.



Now stop talking to me about it.

10 comments:

Mudra said...

Ouchie... :D I'm assuming she doesn't know this blog exists?

Yes, I hate sob stories too. Especially on those days when I myself only want to curl up and fall asleep for 20 hours. But those ARE the days when people are:
1. Falling in louwe
2. Falling outta louwe
3. Looking fat

Sneha said...

i know the feeling. sigh.
very well put.
i do NOT feel like tending to issues of the world when i am dying-state!

Sneha said...

and this is NOT bitchy. like dude. you really do eat rainbows :D

indiegurl said...

@mudra - quite right, she doesn't know of the existence of this blog. Apparently there are still traces of niceness in me. :D

@sneha - too true. I apparently have 'Benevolent Earth Mother' written all over me, when i am not really the kindest person even on my best days. :)

Curlyconman said...

Haha...So are you an Agony Aunt of your own accord or have they made one of you?

Tsk Tsk...You're not even being nice to her. :D

Hakuna Matata said...

You've always been on to giv people the 'Professor syndrome' - symptoms of 'not listening'/'listen to me &^%%!!' are common patterns induced by you. You tend to have that effect on people.

Secondly, ftw now I know where those colourful stains in the WC came frm

Thirdly, I like the eloquent emotional maturity bits :D

Divya said...

She doesn't? Really? Are we thinkng of the same person here? And yeah totally I think it's something in your face, maybe the "fuck off" stamped on your forehead that makes people want to open up to you about the wierdest things possible :P

indiegurl said...

@sindhu - arey but that syndrome would put people OFF dont you think!

@divya - no not HER. And really, even if we assume for a moment that i do have said expletive stamped across my forehead - which i DON'T, grr! - why on earth would people look at it and read it as 'Ask Abby'?!

Jhayu said...

Ouch. But brilliant. Especially:

Firstly, niceness isn't common. It is extremely uncommon.
and
Secondly, I am fundamentally a nice person. I eat rainbows and shit butterflies on a regular basis. This is just my off day.

indiegurl said...

@jhayu - well to be fair, the rainbows-butterflies line was filched from a children's movie. :D i love that line so much.