No wonder I like them so much. Also, they sometimes buy me lunch. And say the following:
"I hate the idea of male gynaecologists. The very idea that I am showing off everything I have to a man and he is STILL not going to fall madly in love with me, is too depressing. I want a female gynaecologist."
"Divya, talk to me. Don't be silent but violent."
"Same sex couples confuse me. As an engineering student you learn several things... here is a nut...and there is a bolt... and you can't do jack with two nuts or two bolts."
"Divya you have a blog?" (yes) "Am I in it?" (no) "Why the hell not?!"
"Pakistanis are just Indians with bad judgment and hot sisters."
"You study in Jodhpur! Awesome, I love Gujarati food."
"Divya's like Gujarat in peace time. No alcohol and constant yammering."
"Let's get married and have lots of babies. I'll even have some of mine with you."
Good times, good times.
I don't want to go back to college. :(