In that parallel universe that flowers live in, where flowers watch movies starring flowers, you think that just at the moment the guy flower and the girl flower are going to do the dirty, the scene cuts away to two humans having sex?
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JD
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also, in that parallel universe that water hoses live in, where hoses watch movies starring hoses, you think just at the moment the male water hose is about to nourish the grass, the scene cuts away to you know who squirting you know what.
on second thoughts, 'poison ivy 2' may not quite have been a representative sample.
or the flower might run away a mile just when it is about to kiss and hide behind the leg of a really fat woman in bikini,ok jayalalitha in bikini with loads of hair on her legs.i will direct such a movie with dr.vijay one day. idhu yengal thalaivar ramarajan mela sathyam.free
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also, in that parallel universe that water hoses live in, where hoses watch movies starring hoses, you think just at the moment the male water hose is about to nourish the grass, the scene cuts away to you know who squirting you know what.
on second thoughts, 'poison ivy 2' may not quite have been a representative sample.
that was mildly disturbing. but a legitimate analogy. if slightly disturbing.
ok, MORE than slightly disturbing. :)
or the flower might run away a mile just when it is about to kiss and hide behind the leg of a really fat woman in bikini,ok jayalalitha in bikini with loads of hair on her legs.i will direct such a movie with dr.vijay one day. idhu yengal thalaivar ramarajan mela sathyam.free
haha
As a prelude, will they run around humans as foreplay before finally getting down to business?
it was said only for the moral benefit of Gard N. José Jr.
so maybe we can drop the 'more than'.
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