Jon Stewart on Fox News, which pointedly insisted on covering Bush going home, while all other channels were watching Obama:
"Let it go. If you love an administration, let it go. If it comes back to you.. well, we're all moving to Canada."
I think he may just have won himself a provisional position on my (sadly underpopulated) Sexy Persons List.
A little late, I know. But dah-links, you know I can only find the time to watch American comedy show clips absolutely irrelevant to my syllabus and cumulative grade point (which shall be INSTRUMENTAL in getting me a JOB, and do I want to end up as a HOBO in these HORRIBLE RECESSIONARY TIMES?! Yes, I love you too, thank you ma.) the night before an important assignment.
But a girl needs a little romance in her life, ya know. Even if it is (temporarily) wrinkly, pink and slightly (very) meh. Like a dried prune.
Not to mention one-sided.
(So that would be half a dried prune?)
I'm going to die alone, aren't I.